Did you know that kombucha is essentially just tea with a culture of wild yeast and bacteria. These same healthy probiotic cultures can be found in the liquid that collects in bins aka “bin juice”. This means you can save a pretty penny by making a large batch of black tea and adding a few teaspoons of bin juice once it’s cooled to body temperature. Try bin juice kombucha today!

Look, the monks in belgium could survive on beer alone for months at a time, and surely coors lite is not that different. I’ll be fine!

Eat a gram of Uranium, it contains 20 billion calories and will feed you for the rest of your life

eat the rich

Yup. I’ve ulcerative colitis and every fucking time I’ve mentioned it I inevitably get people trying to give me “advice” despite me making it clear that I don’t want or need it. Fuck, I even had one asshole tell me not to fucking take medical advice and go on a medication which I have done and it’s fucking got rid of my flare up that I’ve had since January.

I’ve had someone tell me that I shouldn’t have dairy because their wife has UC and she can’t have dairy, I have an IBD nurse that I can contact for advice and she has told me that dairy is potentially ok and I’ve been having dairy since I’ve been out of hospital for 3 weeks and it’s done nothing to me. I’ve had people tell me to eat healthier yet when having a flare up I can’t have fibre, onions, garlic, vegetables in general (unless they’re mush like) anything with seeds in it, potato skins, red meat and food high in fat. basically I’m restricted to white meat, rice and potatoes (without skin so like mash) and white breads. The only people I listen to to deal with my chronic illness is my consultant and my nurse, everyone else can fuck off.