Would you press it?
press button
Get million dollars
Wtf I thought this was the button that turns you into a girl
Money can be exchanged for many hormones
Long time Xcom player here, back to the original series.
No.
First time I experienced this exact sentiment was years ago playing Dynasty Tactics.
99% chance to hit?
Realize devs forgot to include the decimal. 90.1% chance of exploding.
If you haven’t run across it, UFO:AI is an open source “re-release” of X-COM Apocalypse
I was about to comment about Fire Emblem but yes Xcom is the superior example.
So like every regular day waking up, but this time with the million dollar chance.
If you roll a 1% chance of dying every day, you don’t make it to your first birthday
I’m just incredible lucky
Damn, what is it like to be you?
My name is Bond, James Bond.
sets up auto clicker
cuz you can only die once anyway, so you will end up with a chance approaching 100% of getting the money
If it continues clicking after your death its infinite money. Not for you, but fir someone…
Considering real life, it’s a pretty good deal. Real jobs have a way-higher guresome death chance to 1 million dollar ratio, and most of the time you just end up in a dead-end job.
sweet, a quantum immortality tester that prints money.
Only 1% chance of winning? Fuck no.
Meanwhile, people who play Xcom refuse to press the button.
I don’t even walk out my front door unless I see full cover nearby
Can I throw a grenade at the button?
I know it says 100% chance to die.
I’m still pushin it.
I’m read like a book
Nobody can tell me that the Xcom probabilities aren’ riged. The amount of times I have died because someone messed up hitting something right infront of them is way to high
For the new game, on some difficulties it is rigged. But only ever in the player’s favor.
No, the chance of death isn’t high enough
Can always keep pressing until you get it, or just keep pressing to increase odds, these buttons usually allow multiple pushes.
Swap those numbers and you got yourself a deal!
Stop, stop, the button only works once!
Either way I deal with my dysphoria :3
Your odds of dying are worse if you earn the million through work.
Hmm, I’m a little surprised at how consistent the responses are, but I guess I shouldn’t be. I just know that if I did that spam until death and pass it all on to family thing that others here are about, well I wouldn’t trust my family to adequately handle big money after my death; they’d fuck it up, the greedy shitty ones would try and steal the will, keep some other family members from getting any; just anything to not just do what I wanted, and I wouldn’t be there to deal with it.
But regardless, since I found out I was trans, 1% death chance is too big for me. I want to live and experience my life approximately closer to how it always should have been, even though I lost a couple decades getting there. Hell, just the million dollars, even if we say it’s somehow still taxed and the fed takes a bunch, could resolve all my debts, pay for all my trans surgeries, and I’d still have more to help my family without them just fucking it all up. But I still wouldn’t want to risk the death for that.
I’m pressing it multiple times until I get my gruesome death of being buried under a mountain of money.
