A handy tool to sense check you’re voting for the correct party.

Edit: 🤣 4 down votes. For this of all things. Lord above 😂.

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    5 months ago

    I got Green first and Liberal democrats second. Did I win?

    As an American, I have no idea if that really fits what I believe my ideology to be.

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        5 months ago

        Ours would say:

        Party 1

        • Round up all minorities and immigrants into camps. Create jobs ‘digging the death pits’.
        • Replace ‘Separation of church and state’ in the Constitution with a copy of the ‘Right to bare arms’ amendment, but this time in all caps.
        • Repeal all environmental protection laws. The “free market” will ensure companies don’t pollute. Even if they did, climate change is a hoax so it doesn’t matter.
        • Eliminate all healthcare plans. If God wants you dead, and you’re poor, so be it.
        • Eliminate term limits for conservative politicians. Implement term limits for liberal supreme court judges.

        Party 2

        • Laws that aren’t just a toddler’s power fantasy