• Cave Johnson
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    4 months ago

    Cave Johnson here. I had a couple of the boys in the lab distill a few volunteers into a pure spirit one time. In a blind taste test, our visionless visionaries described it as having a “hint of cherry, sensations of memories long forgotten, and an impending feeling of eternal damnation and suffering.” Quite the jokers they were. A real shame that they spontaneously combusted and melted into a viscous goo shortly after.