BigLenin [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agoMy great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!"message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1130arrow-down1message-squareMy great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!"BigLenin [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square27fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareKaveros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·3 days agoIf plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn’t that mean I will last forever?
minus-squarelurker_supreme [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·3 days agoHuman consciousness is stored in the microplastics
minus-squareImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 days agoNestle is just a NERV front.
minus-squareeldavi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 days agomaybe all the microplatics shielded him from all the cancers somehow.
minus-squareDessa [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·3 days ago“Mr. Burns, you are the sickest man in the United States” - but there are too many germs and they all cancel each other out.”
If plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn’t that mean I will last forever?
Human consciousness is stored in the microplastics
Nestle is just a NERV front.
maybe all the microplatics shielded him from all the cancers somehow.
“Mr. Burns, you are the sickest man in the United States” - but there are too many germs and they all cancel each other out.”