lurker_supreme [he/him]

All those teens cashing bad checks. Holy fuck die off already.

The way my dog goes nuts for rabbit pellets makes me wonder sometimes

I listened to the song he did with Amyl, he seems pretty cool. Anything you’d recommend?

This exact thought haunts me like a spectre in my sleepless nights. I would do almost anything to not have to work in an office any more.

What context is this chemical used in so that I can avoid it?

I also hate the Simpsons. And the Beatles. I think these are two obsolete things that people place wayyy too much stock in 30/60 years after they were relevant.

Me when I take my ADHD medication with an entire can of monster:

This was the last corporal left in the post hoc semen retention squad. israeli cum futures are down 500%

Happy birthday to me

LLMs are

Do not look directly at them

Smashed up an old fence yesterday and then systematically snapped all the old boards into little pieces with my hands and boots. Feels good man

Found a quote from this agéd braingenius while I was reading about his history:

“I think Putin has played Trump brilliantly,” Nye said. “I mean, he’s taken a narcissist and played him like a fiddle.”

You can just feel the raw intelligence and charisma pouring out of this dead cracker’s words. Damn the world really lost a humble smart boy on this terrible day.

Why do t they ever do anything cool for this pope bullshit why is everything so somber gothic-core. Bless a giant goddamn barrel of wine and make a Jesus blood swimming pool or somethngn. You boring old fucks

Trump is trying to create American manufacturing? What a load of bullshit! The US is about as productive as my colon after I tried out that all meat diet. Are the factories just gonna spring out of the clear blue sky?What were they THINKING?

Hexbear.net is like the level 1 boss that we need to defeat to reach the next stage of Lemmy’s growth. They have a bombastic opening attack, but upon closer analysis they also have gaping vulnerabilities.

This tagline… Fucking

Is “YouTube poop” art?

Is ASMR art?

Are geocities webpages art?

Is computer code art? Is GitHub an art gallery?

Imagine what marx would say if he was getting his shi slorped wonky style