Fuck this, I’m moving to Ukraine so I can be relatively safe from Canada. I’m not messing with those lunatics!
Nah, you should go to Gaza as there’s TONNES off freshly cleared land there for the taking - get the prime property before Bibi does!
hell yea. prime sandy beachfront property!
1812 2: Electric Boogaloo
Honestly, it would be kinda funny if this happens, because Canada would have so many detectors volunteering to fight for them they wouldn’t know what to do.
Living in a state bordering them, I can see that happening! I’d also do my part, of course.
I’d also do my part
Organize the fight to join Canada?
Sorry, you may have to do this, but thanks!
Just don’t make me sing “O Canada”
That’s fine, this is a legally valid substitute.
apostaste
Here in Michigan with my hockey jersey on so they know I’m a friendly.
