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minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·4 months agoTechnically all those banned forms of cumming are still perfectly legal if you just jar it up afterwards and plonk it on your nearest sperm bank’s front desk at the first available opportunity!
minus-squareglans [it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·4 months agostarting a little DIY artisanal sperm bank in the corner
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·4 months ago sperm bank in the corner ♫ That’s cream in the corner ♫ ♫ That’s cream in the spot-light ♫ ♫ Cooming’s my religion ♫
minus-squarecoolusername@lemmy.mlBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agoso cumjar?
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoPrecisely.
Technically all those banned forms of cumming are still perfectly legal if you just jar it up afterwards and plonk it on your nearest sperm bank’s front desk at the first available opportunity!
starting a little DIY artisanal sperm bank in the corner
♫ That’s cream in the corner ♫
♫ That’s cream in the spot-light ♫
♫ Cooming’s my religion ♫
so cumjar?
Precisely.