bender@insaneutopia.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoIf you found an f35 fighter jet in south carolina, what would you do with it?i.imgur.comimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down114
arrow-up189arrow-down1imageIf you found an f35 fighter jet in south carolina, what would you do with it?i.imgur.combender@insaneutopia.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoAssuming I could figure out how to turn that thing on, I would definitely: Take off Go to maximum velocity Burn out all the fuel Acknowledge that I have no idea of where or how to land Look for the button to the ejection seat Glide down towards the equator Eyeball the necessary altitude Push the button Pull the parachute cord Flip both the birds Land on a beach Walk up to the bar Ask for a beer Run from the bill
minus-squareIlovethebomb@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThis one doesn’t have an ejection seat, remember?
Assuming I could figure out how to turn that thing on, I would definitely:
This one doesn’t have an ejection seat, remember?