I handle a lot of internal support for a dev outfit.

“My shit’s slow.”

“That’s because you’re on wireless at your house. Not my problem, but I’ll try to help. Can you hardwire it?”

“That would be IMPOSSIBLE!”

“Suffer.”

What’s the criteria?

Speed and reliability? Snakeboi.

Ability to move around unimpeded and/or taking a dump while being on Lemmy? $350 router with spikes.

And if prison rules, I’m going router with spikes…