DT_TEXTREL, of course, has nothing to do with Excel. But something about the combination of hallucination, flawless confident execution of the article format, and slow-burn getting subtly more repetitive and unhinged towards the end of the article without ever really crossing the line into an overt malfunction, is just really fascinating to me. Make sure you read the author profile.
So, Marcus pretends to write the article, even though he fully admits it was written by an AI? Marcus is not the author. He does not deserve an author profile.