God isn’t real
Buy Bitcoin ASAP and have a prepping plan
Your family doesn’t care for you
Dad dies when you’re 23. Mom is mentally ill, don’t ruin yourself trying to save her. Buy bitcoin!
Your parents getting divorced and you should tell your parents to get you diagnosed for autism. Especially since we used to be mute when we were younger and we were also in special ed and rode the short bus.
Be less Christian to be more Christ-Like.
Being gay is not something you’re stuck with, it’s who you are and you have every right to celebrate it.
You’re very clever. Don’t use your cleverness to manipulate or do harm.
You will find love.
ACAB
- you’re right about all the contradictions in the Bible
- drop everything and immediately begin learning Java and Python. if you get good enough you can skip college entirely and save years of emotional hell
- convince mom to let you quit the instruments you hate playing and do computer extracurriculars instead
- buy bitcoin sell in Nov '21 lol (or just invent it)
- learn Mandarin Chinese, not Japanese. also maybe chill w/ the weeb shit
- move to NYC as soon as you can and DO NOT LEAVE even if there’s a scary pandemic because you won’t be able to afford to move back and you’ll miss it real bad :(
- BUY AN EARTHBOUND CARTRIDGE BEFORE THEY BECOME UNOBTAINABLY EXPENSIVE 😭
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Don’t listen to what anyone else tells you.
It will never get any better for you. Only worse and worse.
Also never, ever, fall in love. The only women that will ever express any interest at all in you are mentally unstable abusers who will hurt you in ways far worse than your family ever did.
You think being a Jehovah’s Witness is bad? Pro tip, move in with dad but don’t be his friend. Don’t fall for any kind of “modeling” scam he pulls on you.
You will miss your family, lose your friends, and your home will be taken from you.
Keep a low profile and you’ll be fine. Just don’t take parenting/relationship advice from your parents.
Also: School stuff really is freaking easy if you’d put in just a little bit of real effort.
And skip that girl you meeed when you are 17. She’s trouble.
Next year will be the hardest year you’ve ever had, don’t let it turn you bitter and cynical, people are cruel because they are struggling, hurt, and broken, and turn that around to others. Try to keep your heart open
Programming is really not as hard as it looks to start, just don’t start with C++ for the love of god lmao
So you love watching anti-pride protests on YT, right? Actually you love cocks too. You’re bi haha cope kiddo does fortnite dances.
Eh forget about that man. Despite sharing his name, he’s not even your real biological father. Family is about more than genetics.
