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You know the Onion is cooking when you swallow it whole without even tasting it. This is the second one I fall for this week.
“I have an Article 2 where I have the right to do whatever I want as president.” Satire is dead. Trump shot it in broad daylight and didn’t lose a single vote.
Why is The Onion publishing real news these days?
This was published in 2018. They publish prophecies.
Can they start making happier prophecies then?
“No way to stop this, says only nation where this regularly happens.” Is probably the most prophetic so far, since it gets redecorated and posted again every so often.