schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoU.S. border officials have caught more people with eggs than fentanyl this yearwww.ctvnews.caexternal-linkmessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1682arrow-down15
arrow-up1677arrow-down1external-linkU.S. border officials have caught more people with eggs than fentanyl this yearwww.ctvnews.caschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square28linkfedilink
minus-squarem-p{3}@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 month agoLet’s try smuggling Kinder Surprise eggs instead, maybe that will relieve the tension.
minus-squaresfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoStill illegal? My mom smuggled some like 10 ys ago and border protection didn’t even shoot at us … fucking amateurs
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoAlso the capsules that are in Kinder Surprise eggs are great for smuggling drugs in your bum. A perfect circle.
Let’s try smuggling Kinder Surprise eggs instead, maybe that will relieve the tension.
Still illegal? My mom smuggled some like 10 ys ago and border protection didn’t even shoot at us … fucking amateurs
Also the capsules that are in Kinder Surprise eggs are great for smuggling drugs in your bum. A perfect circle.