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jbk@discuss.tchncs.de to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

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jbk@discuss.tchncs.de to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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LOS ANGELES—Faced with one final test before his admission to the criminal organization, gang initiate Hector Gunnerson was reportedly forced to peacefully deescalate a conflict Thursday to prove that he was not a cop. “I know Big Mike vouched for you, but before you can run with the Riverside Boys, we need to make sure […]
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    Blew his cover by shooting the nearest dog.

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      In article it was that he blew his cover by

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      reaching to turn off the body cam

      , but this one is also good.

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        Yeah I read it, but I felt the worst thing cops do that I hear about most often lately is shooting dogs even when they pose no threat or the cops are at the wrong address.

        Edit: my phone keyboard keeps mangling my replies so I edited for clarity, sorry

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    That closing line is brilliant.

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    Pffft

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