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      • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        They already took away our Russian Vodka. bawllin-sad My vodka had a frosted kick ass soviet asthetic and made with Russian winter wheat. It was the best and hillary-contempt whipped up a Red Scare and took it from me!

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          American victory gin will be called Bald Eagle Freedom Bourbon. It will have American flags, tanks and AR-15’S on the label. It will be laced with caffeine and dextrose and contain enough high fructose corn syrup to legally be a form of molasses. It will advertised as being a source of protein. For inexplicable reasons it will have a petrol-like aftertaste. Chuds will chug it to trigger the libs and you will be allowed to drink it at work because workplace alcohol policies has been declared “woke DEI”.