shish_mish@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前I had no idea y cunt was this powerfullemmy.worldimagemessage-square256linkfedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down125
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minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77·2 个月前Bro is literally like “at least sucking dick doesn’t have an estrogenic effect”
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·2 个月前Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen. And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 个月前“I’m not gay, I’m an Alpha Male.”
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 个月前So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??
minus-squareandros_rex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前“I’m not gay, I just spend the last four hours driving around in circles sending pictures of my dick to random men to try to convince them to have sex with me.”
minus-squareGeetnerd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 个月前“I’m doin’ the fuckin’, so I’m straight!”
minus-squareGeetnerd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 个月前“You get T straight from the tap!”
Bro is literally like “at least sucking dick doesn’t have an estrogenic effect”
Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.
And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.
“I’m not gay, I’m an Alpha Male.”
So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??
“I’m not gay, I just spend the last four hours driving around in circles sending pictures of my dick to random men to try to convince them to have sex with me.”
“I’m doin’ the fuckin’, so I’m straight!”
“You get T straight from the tap!”