Section 1. Purpose. Overregulation chokes the American economy and stifles personal freedom. A small but meaningful example is the Obama-Biden war on showers

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The Biden/Obamna regime did not want you to be clean, folks! I’m bringing hot, powerful, and copious water streams back to the people! I’m doing this for all the fine women of America, you know, they should have standards, and they do have standards, and you know Biden… Obama, they were not meeting those standards, not water standards, but standards for men, clean men! Have you ever smelled a man after a long day in our beautiful clean coal plants? I mean, they are beautiful, the coal plants, but it’s sweaty, stinky work, it’s true. These boys come back home from a hard day at that clean coal plant, the one that gives all our great American men their livelihood, and they stink like a day’s work, I tell you. This guy knows what I’m talking about, great-looking guy… does he come home stinky? Yeah? Great-looking guy, you’re a good-looking couple, you’re a lucky man, and you’re about to be a lucky woman, this change will make him smell like a million bucks I tell you! We’re going to blast the stink off him, I mean, we all know what a shower head is, right? How can you spend, I mean thirteen THOUSAND, that’s a big number, in terms of words, that’s a lot of words when you could just say “Showerhead” and everyone would know what you mean. You should see my showerhead, when I got back to the Whitehouse they had this wimpy, and I mean, it was, let me tell you, I’ve never had the worst shower in my life, I don’t know what they were doing when Biden was here, I don’t think anyone took a shower, if they did, they would have said “this is the worst shower I’ve ever had”, they must have been giving him sponge baths, there was no pressure, none, but now I have the greatest showers, we installed a new showerhead and when I talked to John, the whitehouse plumber, I said, “We have to do better then this… we can do better then this right John”, great guy, John, does great work, he showed new options, and I took one look, I pointed at one, I said “John, do you know what this is?” I pointed right at it, and you know what he said? he said “a showerhead Mr. President”, imagine that, it was that easy, I told him “See you know what a shower head is john, it’s not that hard”, haha, “you didn’t need 1300 words to know what a showerhead was!” So, it’s just that simple folks, we’re doing this to make America clean again, I brought the water back to California, and now I’m bringing the water pressure back to your showers.
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