☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days agoDonald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'www.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down10cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldfunny@lemmygrad.ml
arrow-up153arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'www.bbc.com☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square15linkfedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldfunny@lemmygrad.ml
minus-squarexj9 [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-210 days ago it takes 15 minutes standing under a shower head to get his hair wet because shower heads are limited to 2.5gal/s of flow wtf how much water does this mf need to get his hair wet?
minus-squarecarpoftruth [any, any]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·10 days agoI really hope he gives a similar quote when he makes toilet flushing use more water (read: no more woke flushing) “my poops are the biggest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of size”
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 days agoApparently more than 37.5 gallons I propose we address this by stuffing him in a 55 gallon drum filled to the brim with water, upside down, for at least 15 minutes
wtf how much water does this mf need to get his hair wet?
I really hope he gives a similar quote when he makes toilet flushing use more water (read: no more woke flushing)
“my poops are the biggest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of size”
Apparently more than 37.5 gallons
I propose we address this by stuffing him in a 55 gallon drum filled to the brim with water, upside down, for at least 15 minutes