Owwie this inch of sea water is coooold mamaaaaa lmao

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    Yeah, it’s a part of their doctrine that if someone in your 2 man team goes overboard, you dive in after them.

    In calm waters, this boosts the chance of survival

    In rough waters, at night, winter, in rough seas, wearing camo, where you were boarding an enemy vessel? They both died.

    However, since the US military operates on a “if we don’t find a corpse, they’re MIA/POW”, add another 2 people to the MIA/POW list. Poseidon is holding 2 USian dipshits hostage, possibly in Indochina. Gotta declare war on the ocean like Caligula