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The US government claims to have powers of chronomancy

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The US government claims to have powers of chronomancy

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https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/04/8716/

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Supreme Leader Trump Donald is said to be able to single-handedly annihilate distance, cause things to grow, and improve productivity.
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  oh, and he has time travel powers
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    Folks, you won’t believe it. They invented the past! Everyone was always saying that there is just the present. Great!

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