☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days agoThe US government claims to have powers of chronomancylemmygrad.mlimagemessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: funny@lemmygrad.ml
arrow-up1137arrow-down1imageThe US government claims to have powers of chronomancylemmygrad.ml☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square34linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: funny@lemmygrad.ml
cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/7578188 https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/04/8716/
minus-squareBodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·10 days agoOur plan is to accelerate the rest of the world to relativistic speeds so the US passes centuries of technological development in an instant and is prepared for global domination once it resynchronizes.
Our plan is to accelerate the rest of the world to relativistic speeds so the US passes centuries of technological development in an instant and is prepared for global domination once it resynchronizes.