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TWO WOMEN PUSHING SHOPPING CARTS IN A GROCERY STORE
HEY CLAIRE! HOW YOU DOING?
OH, I’M FINE!
THOUGHT BUBBLE: FREAKING OUT, ACTUALLY.
ANY PLANS THIS WEEKEND?
THOUGHT BUBBLE: WILL THERE BE A COUNTRY TOMORROW?
YEAH, JUST HAVING NEIGHBORS OVER FOR DINNER.
THOUGHT BUBBLE: AND STOCKING UP ON NON-PERISHABLE ITEMS IN CASE SUPPLY CHAINS COLLAPSE.
COSTS A LITTLE EXTRA THESE DAYS, HEH HEH!
WELL, HAVE A GOOD ONE!
THOUGHT BUBBLE: MAY AS WELL ENJOY LIFE WHILE YOU CAN.
TAKE CARE!
THOUGHT BUBBLE: HEAVEN HELP US ALL
Well not with the cost of eggs these days!!!
…wait…I think I just uncovered a completely insane but also totally logical conspiracy theory.
THATS WHY EGGS ARE SO EXPENSIVE!!! TRUMP DOESN’T WANT TO PAY EXTRA HOURS FOR CLEANERS TO CLEAN HIS BUILDINGS WINDOWS EVERY 5 MINUTES!!!
Does that check out, or am I just high?