• Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee
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    Before I was banned, my highest up-voted post on Reddit was a clip of this woman babbling in tongues for God to intervene in the 2020 election.

    HAHA fucking found it! I challenge you to watch it and not laugh.

  • Basic Glitch@lemm.ee
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    Is this the lady that like poisoned her husband or something? Or was that a different member of the faith office?

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    You missed your stop. You were supposed to step off at 1930s Germany, right? Well, now we’re already headed towards medieval Spain. You might like the inquisition though.

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    why are you “womensplaining” a man and why are talking out of your place-,faith adivsor for trump.

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    “I’m up here working on the initiatives for President [Trump], who’s been in ministry for 40 years and understands it,” she insisted.

    WTF? Show ANY evidence at all of 40 years of HitlerPig’s “ministry,” specifically anything BEFORE he decided to run for president.

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      It’s from a passage in the Bible.

      Ephesians 5:22-24:

      Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord.  For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior.  Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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        My mom used to force us to go to church all the time, but she finally stopped when the pastor did a sermon on that one.

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        It all sort of makes sense why this world is dangling on the edge of oblivion when the vast majority of humans believe in that stupid book even after all the dumb shit written in it 🤦‍♂️

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          Ah, yes, but a divinely-inspired human, no doubt, acting on God’s will to relay His message.

          https://biblehub.com/topical/t/the_power_of_divine_inspiration.htm

          Divine inspiration is a foundational concept in Christian theology, referring to the process by which God imparts His wisdom and guidance to humanity. This inspiration is most notably associated with the authorship of the Bible, where human writers were moved by the Holy Spirit to convey God’s truth. The power of divine inspiration is evident in the transformative impact of Scripture, its enduring relevance, and its ability to guide believers in faith and practice.

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            Like I said, written by a human. The rest, like the entire Bible, or even religion itself, is also a human construct.

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          Even the ancient Levant had its furries!

          I think that comparing breasts to deer was probably something of a poetic convention then. I believe that there’s something in Solomon along the same lines.

          goes to investigate

          Yeah.

          Song of Songs 4:5:

          Your breasts are like two fawns,
          like twin fawns of a gazelle
          that browse among the lilies.

          Song of Songs 7:3:

          Your breasts are like two fawns,
          like twin fawns of a gazelle.

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      usually when something happens god always sends in the angels to deal with his wrath and to signal the end times with 7 angels and trumpets. they should watch evangelion.

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    If being a sub is her kink, she can do that. If she likes being a sub, why is she so bossy?

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    Ofc Trump has a fucking faith office. I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest if he tried implementing biblical laws like some type of Christian version of Sharia law, or called for teaching creationism as fact in schools.