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minus-squareJakenVeina@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 个月前I once fractured my fibula blowing out a candle. I was, like, 17. You’re telling me it’s going to get WORSE?!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·edit-22 个月前 fractured fibula blowing out a candle How the FUCK did you manage to break your LEG by blowing AIR through your LIPS??
minus-squareJakenVeina@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 个月前It was one of those tall, thin church candles that you normally put out with a long handheld suffocator. Me, I tried to just jump for it. Came down awkwardly on one of the thing’s feet, lost my balance, and my leg crumpled in under me as I fell.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 个月前Always said organized religion is a dangerous thing…
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 个月前It may already be too late for you.
I once fractured my fibula blowing out a candle. I was, like, 17. You’re telling me it’s going to get WORSE?!
How the FUCK did you manage to break your LEG by blowing AIR through your LIPS??
It’s called talent, learn it.
It was one of those tall, thin church candles that you normally put out with a long handheld suffocator. Me, I tried to just jump for it. Came down awkwardly on one of the thing’s feet, lost my balance, and my leg crumpled in under me as I fell.
Always said organized religion is a dangerous thing…
It may already be too late for you.