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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Aussie Luck

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Aussie Luck

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
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    • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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      This is exactly why I don’t want to go to kangaroo prison.

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        Mate, I can jump a fucking fence. You think prison can keep you safe?

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          I’m gonna hide behind this guy:

          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z-hXkQpDxMI

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      Dive on in!

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    Gets poisoned with cuteness

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      Arrowed!

  • Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works
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    Black cats are the purest.

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      inverse racism /j

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Venom level only a 4?

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    One time when I was a kid we were staying in a seaside hotel in Latin America. This wasn’t exactly a fancy hotel so someone had just dumped a bunch of fish entrails outside by the wall. I saw some cats eating them and I thought they were tame hotel cats so I went up to them and saw one little kitten in particular I thought was cute and I bent over to say her there little kitty.

    People, that was not a tame kitten. I’m pretty sure that kitten was half-panther or something. That kitten was wild and I had just cornered it and it turned into a little hurricane of claws and teeth. Since then I’ve always remembered that cats can go crazy if you really push them.

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    y’all must not know that Australians hate outdoor cats because they kill Australian animals, and that the government shoots them https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-08/nsw-shooters-kill-400-feral-cats-in-bid-to-save-native-species/105016320

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      We don’t hate them, but it’s generally frowned upon because of those issues, and yes we do kill invasive species a fair bit.

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