• Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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    23 hours ago

    That’s how I felt about infinity war and endgame.

    I decided not to watch after finding out it was a 2 parter, then after endgame came out I still hadn’t watched it after a good year and a half.

    Then someone spoiled the ending out of nowhere in a post and I decided I’d finally watch it.

    I’m impressed you’ve gone this long.

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      22 hours ago

      What kinda spoilers for infinity or endgame? I’m curious as to what’s a spoiler for those. I know about the snap, but I know nothing of endgame (I haven’t see a Marvel thing since I went to an iron man 1 prerelease for work, and probably won’t)

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        8 hours ago

        The big one of endgame is Tony Stark commits the single worst crime in the history of the universe by “un-snapping” the half of the universe that was snapped by Thanos 5 years after they disappeared. No accounting for all the people who are dead in the meantime, no accounting for all the awkward conversations of “oh for me I just blinked and now you have two kids and a new wife” or “who are you people and why are you in my house where am I supposed to live now” all because he lacks the imagination to make the universe go back 5 years while keeping Pepper and his daughter the same.

        Oh and

        spoiler

        he dies in the process too

        . That’s probably more important to most people.

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        18 hours ago

        Vision and Gamora both die but Gamora gets replaced with a time clone. The Hulk and Banner integrate and become Smart Hulk. Captain America wields Mjolnir and Thor forges an axe called Stormbreaker whose handle is Groot’s arm.

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            18 hours ago

            Vision is Jarvis after he became fully self aware and got a body.

            Gamora is a space mercenary who joined the Guardians of the Galaxy.

            Bruce Banner is the guy who turns into the Hulk.

            Groot is an anthropomorphic tree who only says “I am Groot”

            Mjolnir is Thor’s magic hammer

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              17 hours ago

              Thank you! I knew about Mjolnir from history and Ragnarok Online hahaha. I knew Bruce and Hulk. The rest is foreign to me. I do intend to watch Guardians, but I don’t know that I’ll ever see Avengers stuff. Maybe.

      • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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        21 hours ago

        You asked for spoilers so I’m not tagging them. Iron man dies, Captain America retires, black widow dies, antman joins in. There’s some wonky parallel world time travel hijinks. Think those are all the big ones.