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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to cats@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Damn Daniel

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Damn Daniel

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to cats@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    People who bring their pets into loud and crowded environments should be jailed for a long time

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    Yesterday at my local pub. Moriarty the Maine Coon and Watson the German Shepherd. They belong to my friend and they’re bar trained.

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      How did they bar train the maine coon?

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        Well, if litter training involves getting them to poop in the litter… Logically, it follows that bar training involves getting them to poop in the bar.

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        By bringing him to the bar!

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          Who would’ve guessed!

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            Definitely not @Arthur@literature.cafe

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              lol I was just wondering because my cats are so fucking skittish at everything so I wasn’t sure if there was a slower process of getting them acclimated to different social settings that are more manageable and predictable. Then easing into the bar because I find bar environments sometimes overwhelming and I’m a human!

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      Lmao they sound like the main characters of a 90’s sitcom

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        Not a Sherlock Holmes fan, I see.

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          Oooooh yeah my bad lmao

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            Elementary, my dear kingpepe.

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              Yeah i’m just 4 days old you know🤷‍♂️

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      You friend is abusing their pets just to show off to some idiots at the pub

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        deleted by creator

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    I love it when pets have normal people names.

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      I know a horse named Dave and it’s great

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    I bring my dog to the bar whenever I go. I will post a picture later.

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      The bartenders love him (and most dogs). If I go without him people ask where he is.

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        THAT! That…is a good boy ❣️❣️❣️

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          Takes his liquor neat too

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    “Fuck. I’m going to have to drive again. Fuck you, Dave. Fuck you very much.”

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    Daniel isn’t a nobody. Show some respect, please.

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    I cannae see his feet. Where them white Vans?

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      You can see them on his OnlyVans page

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      Settle down there Krueger

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        Dw dude he just needs a manicure

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