• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    My ex! Kept saying we didn’t need an heir and a spare. One afternoon, between my surgeries, she grabbed me, “I’m ovulating”.

    One shot through the engine block. And that’s what I’ll tell his big sister when the time comes. Yes, you can get pregnant the first time.