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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

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The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    Backend developer for certain, owing to ponytail theory.

    Shame the original wording is so 2005. And right-to-left, for some reason.

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      The height increase of the ponytail is intended to demonstrate dominance

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      I wear my ponytail so loose that my hair band frequently falls out.

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      Also uses ableist language.

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        I assume that’s what was being referred to.

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      determining women’s intelligence from their appearance ?

      that is a tad sexist :/

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        Men can have ponytails.

        Men’s ponytails can look dumb.

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      It’s before they realised that people read Engish left-to-right, and the punchline is best at the end, I guess.

      Suggested explanation: Women in educated professions often need their hair out of the way, and not just theoretically. Life sciences being a mostly-female and particularly pus-splattered example.

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