• Draft dodging isn’t as hard as you think it is. Just have kids, go to grad school, join the National Guard (you will be in the military, but you won’t be deployed or really do anything), drink a bottle of soy sauce right before your medical, say you’re gay, make some track marks or sh scars, get fat, join the clergy, work in the mines, work in a defense plant, or just listen to Phil Ochs.