• SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee
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    4 hours ago

    "As part of your onboarding process, we’re just going to implant your Company ID. That way, for your safety, we’ll always know where you are. If you hear a buzzing sound, that means return to the office immediately. Reduced work speed will produce a mild reminder shock.

    “Welcome to the Corporation.”

    • LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee
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      3 hours ago

      Maybe they could use the implanted chip to wall off your non-work side when you enter your office so you’re not distracted and fully focused on your job.

      Then when you leave your work side gets blocked off so you can leave work at work. Automatic work/life balance.