Unrelated but when else am i gonna talk about earthsea but man i was really mad when Miyazaki’s son did that Wizard of Earthsea movie and it had fucking nothing to do with the book at all
but i guess it adapted a bunch of stuff from the 3rd book and im just a fake fan
They even adapted stuff from the 4th book. Very poorly. And missing the point.
I always thought Miyazaki was an ass for leaving the theater during the premiere and calling his son, who directed it, a child. That changed after I watched that crap, bro deserved prison time.
Omg I hate that movie its such a bad adaptation 😭
is it a bad adaptation of the 3rd book though? I bought it but haven’t read it but i guess that’s where all the stuff with Cobb happens
Yes, it really is, trust me.
that sucks, why’d miyazaki have to have a failson
Communists tend to have those, hence the volcel pledge
Nice to meet you, Touch Grass.
I FUCKING LOVE EARTHSEA AND I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING THIS POST
I still don’t understand what did Ursula do in the first two books, but the feelings that instilled on me, the first one even translated to spanish.
dub me, wizard
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Give an example
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TheGirlReadingThis
Ohh, me next
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!
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Dingleberry Jones
you don’t just GIVE someone a true name
Why not? Do you see any wizard authority around telling me how not to name your child? No, the best you have is some volcel weirdos a fuckton of miles away to bussy with being virgins. What if I give cringe names to all the island and then demand money or I’ll reveal their identity and so anyone could make them their slaves and also make fun of them? Whatcha gonna do? Do better worldbuilding perhaps? Go on, try it, Kyle …
Yeah you don’t give the name though the name is already there that’s the point
I know, but I could still do it anyways
Doesn’t the name just rush out of your mouth? I think that happens in a side story
meatballs
I think the last guy who went around doing shit like that got his shit fucked by a dragon
lets see you try come up with something more shameful than my existing username
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