• Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    17 days ago

    i agree entirely and i’m glad you asked, let me explain my delight.

    it is tautologically true that it’s funny he said this because either

    a) this is a true statement. his full statement was that he let the kid punch him in the face because he thought it wouldn’t hurt. he is a huge moron for inviting that when as you state, you’ll get that from kids regardless and should try and avoid the pain

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    b) he lied in a way that throws a small child under the bus for whatever it was that actually caused it, which is a stupid and ludicrous thing to do

    both of which possibilities are heightened by the idea that this moron is some sort of brain genius

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      17 days ago

      Oh my God wow, wow, wow. Wow. I would never invite my kids to punch me in the face, because kids don’t give a fuck, and especially because my kids have AuDHD. While they’ve never met self-restraint, they’re pretty sure it sounds stupid. I’d get fucking falcon punched.