When a boy loves a girl and the girl loves a girl, the two girls kiss on the lips, but not the lips you’re thinking of her nether lips, then the boy gets jealous and grabs liquor from the closet, he then grabs another and another until he grabs the gun he keeps next to it for when life gets a little to dark, then he throws the two women in the closet lights the house on fire and uses the gun, then a stork comes and fucks some bees or something idk.