What bible are you referencing here? New Gideon? King James? Dead Sea Scrolls? and do these bibles include any apocryphal texts? … also are you talking about the Jewish Talmud? the Koran? … is this Coptic? Roman Catholic? Episcopalian? Baptist? Morman? … or is it just another one of those picture bibles for children?
I’d rather be driving by at a steady clip at 67 King James bibles an hour then at a hedonistic 54 New Gideon bibles an hour
Also, when on the highway, remember: A safe following distance is 69 bible-lengths per 72,411 bible-lengths-per-hour of speed.
Bonus layer to this: It’s the Christian rock of joke comments. I just took regular old advice, crossed out words, and replaced them with bible.
Boring math stuff
What bible are you referencing here? New Gideon? King James? Dead Sea Scrolls? and do these bibles include any apocryphal texts? … also are you talking about the Jewish Talmud? the Koran? … is this Coptic? Roman Catholic? Episcopalian? Baptist? Morman? … or is it just another one of those picture bibles for children?
I’d rather be driving by at a steady clip at 67 King James bibles an hour then at a hedonistic 54 New Gideon bibles an hour
I literally googled “bible sizes” and landed here: https://churchbiblepublishers.com/bible-sizes/
Picked “hand sized” and use that lol