Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-210 天前The audacitysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1923arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1910arrow-down1imageThe audacitysh.itjust.worksDie Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-210 天前message-square33linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEnsign_Crab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down1·11 天前Reminds me of a joke I once heard from an ER nurse: Why do they nail coffins shut? To keep oncologists out.
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·11 天前Is the implication that oncologists want to keep patients alive enough to keep draining their bank account?
minus-squarezach@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·10 天前I think it also means oncologists are the type of people who keep hoping when treatment seems futile. “Don’t die yet, maybe one more round of chemo will cure you”
minus-squareEnsign_Crab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 天前Not with the way I heard it delivered.
Reminds me of a joke I once heard from an ER nurse:
Why do they nail coffins shut?
To keep oncologists out.
Is the implication that oncologists want to keep patients alive enough to keep draining their bank account?
I think it also means oncologists are the type of people who keep hoping when treatment seems futile. “Don’t die yet, maybe one more round of chemo will cure you”
Not with the way I heard it delivered.
Yes.