I had a pretty embarrassing situation come up recently. I decided to get my junk waxed and picked a place near where I live. I like it bare down there and heard this option was much better than shaving. It was a nice girl who was very professional, and all was going well. That was until she asked what I did for work. As soon as I told her she said “omg! My best friend works there in the same position, do you know her?”. I did immediately, as she was a close cute co-worker that I’d known for years. We started out of college together, and we’ve have a bit of a friendly rivalry as we’ve moved up the company. When I heard her ask if I knew her my heart started to race.

You see, my penis is quite small… It’s never been a big deal for me and I’ve had one good relationship before, but it’s definitely well under average both length and girth (4” x 4”). Add in the fact I’m a grower and I was nervous about getting waxed, and I’m sporting a tiny button down there. I got through the rest, but I couldn’t shake the nervousness of thinking she was going to tell my cute coworker.

This morning I walk into the office and she greets me with a “hey!” and huge smile (she usually doesn’t even say anything). I can’t imagine she didn’t get filled in over the weekend. What do you think the chances are she knows about my size?

TL;DR: got my junk waxed by a girl who turns out to be my co-workers best friend. Pretty certain she now knows about my small penis.

  • BombOmOm@lemmy.worldEnglish
    58·
    2 days ago

    This morning I walk into the office and she greets me with a “hey!” and huge smile

    Your cute coworker is greeting you with a huge smile. Almost no matter the cause, she is brightened by your presence which is something you should default to being a good thing.

    Go have lunch with her and enjoy your day. Don’t stress over stuff you can’t change.

    • JBrady64@lemmy.worldOP
      36·
      2 days ago

      I mean I would think that way if she reacted that way to seeing me every day, but this was totally out of the ordinary. I took it more as smiling because she heard about my run in over the weekend…

      • warbond@lemmy.world
        18·
        2 days ago

        That’s a self-defeating attitude. Be careful with what you’re looking for, because you’re likely to find it. If you’re looking for reasons that she doesn’t like you, you’re going to find them!

      • TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de
        6·
        2 days ago

        More likely that she was smiling because now she knows you know her friend which means you have a shared outside connection.

      • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
        6·
        2 days ago

        Maybe she got excited thinking about how smooth you were. Either way, I would take it as a positive sign.

      • magnetosphere@fedia.io
        3·
        2 days ago

        It’s also possible that her friend mentioned you, but didn’t say anything about your size. She could simply have been happy that you met her friend. Now you have something else in common!