Stamets@lemmy.world to Gaming@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoStill can't believe the new Mario Kart is open worldlemmy.worldimagemessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up1549arrow-down113
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minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·7 days agoMario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.
minus-squarearrow74@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 days agoHe must be a shit plumber if his wages are “meager”
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 days agoEvery time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.
minus-squareLifter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoThey turn into special mushrooms.
minus-squareBaguette@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoMario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 days agoIs not every plumber technically a shit plumber?
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoi’m sure there’s at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career
minus-squarearrow74@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 days agoI would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoThere are gas and steam plumbers
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoMaybe he just wasn’t good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I’m sayin’.
minus-squarepinball_wizard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days ago Mario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs. Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoBut he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 days agoBowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.
Mario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.
Okay Jonathan Blow
He must be a shit plumber if his wages are “meager”
Every time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.
They turn into special mushrooms.
Mario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would
Is not every plumber technically a shit plumber?
i’m sure there’s at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career
I would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line
There are gas and steam plumbers
Maybe he just wasn’t good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I’m sayin’.
Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?
But he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?
Bowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.