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I live in an area that gets a ton of visitors and I often have to make sure people understand the pet names they’re hearing are for my yorkie (Things like ‘cutie bootie’ or ‘sugar booger’.)
The cat knew he was in trouble and was like: OK, this ONE TIME I will come running to you.
And remind him of it every time the cat wanted something.
I call my cat “hey bitch”
Honestly, probably not a bad way to pick up women.
Mortified by the concept of catcalling a woman and a good relationship with his cat? Yup, those are two very green flags.
That cat is a good wing man.
I would demand cat pets to make up for it.
Him cat petting her or her cat petting the cat?
Yes
Also, gay slang. “Hey Gurl!”
#that happened
In a surprising turn of events, it turns out that humans do, indeed, do human things.
