• dead [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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        This is the suspect that the police announced. He’s very fed-coded. I think he’s also South African.

        Editing this comment because I can’t confirm that he was from South Africa. He was a member of “Minnesota Africans United”, a connection for the network of African immigrants in Minnesota.

    • Tervell [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Praetorian Guard Security Services

      sure, I’ll hire a security service named after the guys who famously kept assassinating the emperors they were supposed to guard clueless

      Also I just found a different Praetorian Guard (apparently several genius entrepreneurs had the same idea), and these motherfuckers even have a scorpion as their emblem! You know, the famously trustworthy scorpion (although maybe that particular fable’s not as famous in South Africa, I dunno, but still)

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        The world owes Dan Brown/Robert Ludlum an apology if reality itself is this ham fisted