But how is “we hope to have kids soon” any different to “we’re trying for a baby”? Both implies they (are going to) have sex. And both isn’t the same as “my husband is gonna cum inside me this weekend and we’re thinking brezel dip since we don’t enjoy missionary that much I just don’t get that stimulated since his penis is on the smaller side but also I should be lying down right? I mean we are usually the doggy type of people but that’s just not that good for the sperm to travel up the vag. But with missionary his dick just tends to slip out and if that happens right before orgasm and we lose all the jizz this cycle is gonna be done for. So we’re gonna go for some obazda if you know what I’m saying”

I personally already have graphic images when I just hear people talking about their kids. That means these people did it at least the number of times they have children. My mind automatically goes there. But that’s my problem, no one is pulling their dick out and no one is telling me anything graphic.