• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    20 days ago

    “What do you think of President Trump?”

    “I think he’s strong and powerful and I respect him very, very much.” They’ve practiced this over and over. And they watched the top-rated “How to lie” vids. They are sure they nailed it.

    “Show me at least 10 pro-Trump memes on your phone. Now. Right now.

    “Well… I… Um… I have them at home on my PC so—”

    “Turn around and put your hands behind your back.”

    The guy he works is speaking into his walkie-talkie “We got a Deport Hostile for immediate processing to South Sudan.”