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FelixCress@lemmy.world to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago

Yummy birthday sandwich

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Yummy birthday sandwich

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FelixCress@lemmy.world to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world
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    points at peanut butter and jelly sandwich

    this exists

    it’s fair game

    shut up if you don’t like it. you sound dumb.

    • Pup Biru@aussie.zone
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      so does fairy bread!

    • FelixCress@lemmy.worldOP
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      points at peanut butter and jelly sandwich

      this exists

      Which is also a crime

  • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Considering how much fucking sugar is in a slice of white bread… I concede. It is actually cake.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Hella people went crazy over Japanese 7-11 fruit sandwiches, but then have doubts about making them yourself outside of Japan?

    People are fuckin’ weird, man.

  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works
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    Isn’t that just a cake?

    • Cort@lemmy.world
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      Woah, who put Marie Antoinette’s head back on?

  • Gustephan@lemmy.world
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    The earl of sandwich would have been completely fine with this. Hell, if its a cream cheese based frosting this sandwich even matches the original request from the earl of sandwich, which was a way to keep his fingers clean enough to play cards while enjoying his meats and cheeses

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    Unless this is birthday cake egg salad, I see no crime here. Only questionable taste.

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    Don’t Australian’s eat this already. Could have swore I saw something similar on Love My Way or the doctor show with the same lady.

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      You mean Fairy Bread? Way different to this.

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        But i had this think called fluff i bought in the us confectionery shop after hearing about it in a book i read. It’s not healthy kts just melted marshmellows.

        That and 100s and 1000s would go awesome together i think

        • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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          Fluffernutters are a New England US treat sandwich made with that stuff. Never had it but I’m getting diabeetus thinking about it.

      • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world
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        I did, thanks!

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s in response to M&S doing that other strawberries and cream butty

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      100% and kinda misses the point

      The m&s one was a nod to Wimbledon and the Japanese fruit sando

      This is just what a tween tries to make

      • VioletSoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        tween food is valid

        • 9point6@lemmy.world
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          Remembering the absolute nonsense I attempted to make at that age, I’m honestly not sure I can agree

          • VioletSoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone
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            nonsense is important to developing our tastes and food prep skillset. I think the only invalid food would be something that gets thrown away over and over instead of eaten.

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    Dang… looks good to me :(

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    What’s in the sandwich?

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      Looks like jelly and frosting? I’d eat it. Hell, I might go make one right now.

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    I’m an American, and even I know that Tesco has a… varied reputation. This doesn’t surprise me at all.

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