• SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    What do you mean? Just look at any of the reddit carnivore subs, they’re the picture of health. Pay no attention to the litany of posts that go something like “I’ve been eating 4 Big Macs a day for 3 months and my gastrointestinal system regularly has cramps that make me curl up in the fetal position”

    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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      2 months ago

      “I’ve been eating 4 Big Macs a day for 3 months and my gastrointestinal system regularly has cramps that make me curl up in the fetal position”

      Obviously that’s because of the buns dude, carbs and especially sesame seeds are basically poison. If we’re not birds why eat what birds eat?

    • emdash [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I looked once and there were at least four posts on the first page that were some variation of “I haven’t pooped in two weeks, is this normal?”