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cm0002@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 个月前

Call of Daddy

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Call of Daddy

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cm0002@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 个月前
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  • Genius@lemmy.zipBanned
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    What about a diaper bag with the UNSC logo on it and a baby bjorn that says “player 3 🎮”?

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      I mean I’d take one of these

      And one for the Texans

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        Holy shit, I’d wear that baby hjolster. I would absolutely get chaps and dig my dancing boots out of the closet for the outfit.

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          If you see another dad with one you can have a baby draw duel

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        It’s funny, but can you imagine how much that kid would get shaken around just from a standard walking motion?

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          Or while dad is riding a horse

    • defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      As an old dad, you have my sign off. Especially if you can get a jumper that says 1v1 me. I always appreciate a kid that will stare you down.

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