Just a quick note - He’s human excrement who has cankles. He’s not human excrement BECAUSE he has cankles. :)
Ditto Greg Abbott. He’s a waste of space in a wheelchair, he’s not a waste of space BECAUSE he’s in a wheelchair.
I’m just saying… He was useful before getting crushed by that tree. Had he not been there to cushion the blow, something or someone of value could have gotten really badly hurt.
My dude, why are you denigrating human excrement?
Sorry, you’re right, there’s always a chance excrement can grow something. 😜
Tbf he’d probably grow something if you put him in the ground too
God give me the strength to test this hypothesis.
Walz reminisced about his former running mate, Kamala Harris, stating she “would have been a fantastic president,” and that if she had won, “we would wake up to an adult with compassion and dignity and leadership doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell.” His audience broke into a round of raucous applause.
Ol’ Tim “I agree with everything JD Vance said during our debate” Walz over here.
I actually don’t blame him for that, really. The campaign started off great and then they got too scared. Instead of leaning into what was working, they backed off and neutered Walz.
Lol I would be so happy if every single time Trump’s name was mentioned/written/broadcast/etc, it was with his age.
Well, I’d be happiest if he was dead.
omg that headline 😙🤌
Second one I read that nearly had me running for the champagne.
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