It’ll be one of these, where you’ll also have to chase it around your house to turn it off - but not before successfully solving a multi-stage CAPCHA, yelling out the name of the company that is currently advertising, and successfully answering 3 questions about the product being advertised.
Get anything wrong, and you’ll be locked out for 2 minutes while another set of ads plays.
Oh, and it will only be available via a monthly subscription service.
Don’t forget to drink a verification can
He has an unsanctioned mechanical alarm clock! Get the filthy criminal!
I would throw that fucking thing so hard.
clanker
With eye tracking.
And ball squeezing if you look away which makes me cum every time.
you mean you need to watch 40s ad served directly to your brain before your limbs are activated when you wake up
Look at this guy, lucky enough to have rich parents to buy him the limbs DLC before he was born.
This is the reason why ElectroBoom made the explosive alarm setup, he’s teaching us how to make alarm clock.
Walgreens has alarm clocks for sale. I will go out and get a fucking old fashion alarm before I succumb to that hell.
Oh god, please don’t give them ideas!
I set up my alarm to ask me a few arithmetic questions before I can turn it off, sometimes if the calculating part of my brain hasn’t woken up it might take over 40 seconds to figure it out
