Or maybe it’s just because it happens to be what his first public speaking thing is after not speaking publicly a couple days.
I was hoping Trump would announce the McRib is back
Trump issues executive order making McRib permanent menu item
Feels to me like the content is irrelevant and they just want to get him in front of the public to prove he’s alive.
- Drops off the face of the earth for two weeks
- Has a big scheduled announcement
- Delays the announcement multiple times while the press pool is waiting
- Slurs some gibberish about Space Force
- Refuses to elaborate
- Dies
Lmao he’s dead
Nothing says “I’m fine” like being late to the announcement of a completely routine thing not meriting an announcement that you’re totally not doing because everyone thinks you’re dead
Backstage just injecting him with methylphenidate and special sauce
Our supreme overlord absolutely takes something stronger than methylphenidate
Lol he’s fine fuck
ok he’s actually talking about the boring Space Force stuff. Nothingburger!
Canada called and said they wanted some golden dome
Aw, hes live and alive. Wrap it up folks! We’ll try again in a month! Thanks for tuning in and thanks for playing!
The body double won’t come out of his dressing room. What a diva move when you have a once in a lifetime role.
did I miss it? I thought it was supposed to be 45 minutes ago
It’s been delayed twice so far, still hasn’t happened yet. It could be soon, the whitehouse feed is finally up.
It’s happening now. And it’s about the Space Force stuff lol.
