I go to the various houses (petite bourgeoisie kulak liberals) and knock on their door.
I make my demand simple. “Trick or treat, lib.”
They say they’ll give me candy, but only a bagful
This is where it gets interesting.
I pull out a comically large burlap sack (each thread was handwoven by a random seamstress in Dudinka) and take all of the candy.
I then denounce them for their reactionary offerings (licorice is rooted in Anglo-Saxon imperialism, don’t @ me) and then give them a single slap across the face.
They then cry.
I am directly responsible for multiple anti-communist laws in my area.
Eh, still commie goals. If they’re going to raise McCarthy from the dead and make anti communist laws, might as well be directly responsible for some municipal and county ones, right?
I dress up as Stalin for Halloween.
I go to the various houses (petite bourgeoisie kulak liberals) and knock on their door.
I make my demand simple. “Trick or treat, lib.”
They say they’ll give me candy, but only a bagful
This is where it gets interesting.
I pull out a comically large burlap sack (each thread was handwoven by a random seamstress in Dudinka) and take all of the candy.
I then denounce them for their reactionary offerings (licorice is rooted in Anglo-Saxon imperialism, don’t @ me) and then give them a single slap across the face.
They then cry.
I am directly responsible for multiple anti-communist laws in my area.
Commie goals. Nicely done, comrade. Now I kinda wanna dress as Stalin for Halloween, my dad would lose his mind…
Sorry, but this was just a shitpost.
Eh, still commie goals. If they’re going to raise McCarthy from the dead and make anti communist laws, might as well be directly responsible for some municipal and county ones, right?